Baby Called Cannibal By Neighbors

Earlier today neighbors phoned their local precinct regarding a cannibal living in the proximity.  Initially considered a hoax, police finally visited the apartment only to confront a horrible scene.

Police found the boy's father unconscious on the floor of the kitchen.  Seargant Floyd O'Connery McDonnell noticed the man was missing both of his index fingers.  When the baby was asked about the index fingers, he only replied, "Doot."

A face only a mother could love.

Baby shows little concern for father's well-being.

Our fair citizens would surely find this miscreant guilty of all associated charges.